2 IN 1...Ular n Rama2

KOTA KINABALU: Seorang wanita yang nyenyak tidur terjaga selepas mendengar bunyi pelik di ruang tamu rumahnya di Kampung Suasa Beaufort, di sini, sebelum dikejutkan dengan kehadiran ‘ular berkepala dua’ berlingkar di lantai, menyebabkan dia menjerit ketakutan dan hampir pengsan.

Bagaimanapun, ketakutan dialami wanita terbabit hanya seketika selepas haiwan dikatakan ‘ular berkepala dua’ adalah rama-rama bersaiz gergasi yang memiliki corak sayap seperti kepala ular.


Detik mencemaskan dialami Siti Asian Ibrahim, 42, kira-kira 5.30 pagi kelmarin menyebabkan dia terjaga apabila terdengar bunyi dengusan seperti ular dalam rumahnya.

“Saya lena tidur bersama tiga anak terjaga sebaik mendengar bunyi bising di ruang tamu dan menyangka rumah kami dimasuki pencuri,” katanya.


“Saya terdengar bunyi dengusan namun tidak mengesyaki sesuatu kerana ketika membuat tinjauan, saya tidak menemui sesuatu yang pelik,” katanya.


Katanya, ketika melangkah semula ke bilik, dia terkejut apabila terpandang ‘ular’ terbabit dan menjerit ketakutan hingga anak lelakinya berusia 14 tahun terjaga.

“Anak saya lantas menangkap rama-rama berkenaan dan selepas diamati, memang ia bercorak seakan-akan kepala ular.


“Lebih memeranjatkan, haiwan ini mengeluarkan bunyi sama seperti dengusan ular,” katanya.

Sumber: My metro

I NEED A DOCTOR !!!

Sunday......The atmosphere inside my room was very fresh while most of my friends are going out....As usual, i hate sunday...I keep on doing stupid things...BTW, i want to share a song that become my ringtone...I need a doctor by eminem..That describe my feelings that i need a doctor to cure my indolance..I hope i will not procrastinate again TONITE and turn a new leaf!!

I NEED A DOCTOR
By Eminem Ft Dr Dre

[Eminem]
I told the world, one day I would pay it back.
Say it on tape and lay it, record it, so that one day I could play it back.
But I don't even know if I believe it when I'm saying that.
Doubt startin' to creep in, everyday it's just so grey and black.
Hope, I just need a ray of that
'Cause no one sees my vision
When I play it for 'em, they just say it's wack.
But they don't know what dope is.
And I don't know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this.
All I know is you came to me when I was at my lowest.
You picked me up, breathed new life in me. I owe my life to you.
Before the life of me, I don't see why you don't see like I do.
But it just dawned on me; you lost a son. See this light in you? It's dark.
Let me turn on the lights and brighten me and enlighten you.
I don't think you realize what you mean to me, not the slightest clue.
'Cause me and you, we're like a crew. I was like your sidekick.
You gon' either wanna fight when I get off this f-cking mic,
Or you gon' hug me. But I'm out of options, there's nothing else I can do cause...

[Chorus]
I'm about to lose my mind
You've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a doctor
Call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life

[Eminem]
It hurts when I see you struggle.
You come to me with ideas.
You say that these are pieces, so I'm puzzled.
'Cause the sh-t I hear is crazy,
But you're either getting lazy, or you don't believe in you no more.
Seems like your own opinions, not one you can form.
Can't make a decision, you keep questioning yourself,
Second guessing, and it's almost like your begging for my help.
Like, I'm YOUR leader.
You're supposed to f-cking be MY mentor.
I can endure no more!
I demand you remember who you are!
It was YOU, who believed in me,
When everyone was telling you, don't sign me.
Everyone at the f-cking label, lets tell the truth.


You risked your career for me, I know it as well as you.
Nobody wanted to f-ck with the white boy...
Dre, I'm crying in this booth.
You saved my life, now maybe it's my time to save yours.
But I can never repay you, what you did for me is way more.
But I ain't giving up faith, and you ain't giving up on me.
Get up Dre! I'm dying, I need you, come back for f-ck's sake

[Chorus]
I'm about to lose my mind
You've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a doctor
Call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life

[Dr Dre]
It literally feels like a lifetime ago
But I still remember the sh-t like it was just yesterday though
You walked in, yellow jump suit
Whole room, cracked jokes
Once you got inside the booth, told you, like smoke
Went through friends, some of them I put on
But they just left, they said was riding to the death
But where the f-ck are they now
Now that I need them, I don't see none of them
All I see is Slim
F-ck all you fairweather friends
All I need is him
F-cking backstabbers
When the chips were down, you just laughed at us
Now you bout to feel the f-cking wrath of aftermath, faggots
You gon' see us in our lab jackets and ask where the f-ck we been?
You can kiss my indecisive ass crack maggots and the crackers ass
Little cracker jack beat making wack math,
Backwards producers, I'm back bastards
One more CD and then I'm packing up my bags and as I leave
And I guarantee they'll scream, Dre don't leave us like that man cause...

[Chorus]
Im about to lose my mind
You've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a doctor
Call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life
Bring me back to life
Bring me back to life

Dr. Dre I Need A Doctor Ft. Eminem & Skylar Grey - Vido1 - Your Best Videos

Torres, Welcome to the Blues ..

Name: Fernando Torres
Nationality: Spanish
Date of Birth: 20/03/1984
Height: 6' 0" (183cm)
Weight: 11st 0lbs (70.0kg)
Previous
Clubs: Liverpool, Atletico Madr
Position: Striker

Fernando Torres arrived at Chelsea on transfer deadline day, January 31, 2011 after three-and-a-half seasons with Liverpool.

Torres's scoring pedigree in English football is without doubt. The 26-year-old netted 65 goals in 102 league appearances for the Reds and 81 in 142 games in all competitions.

He moved to the Premier League aged 23 having spent the previous 12 years at Atletico Madrid, a club based a few miles from the town of his birth on the outskirts of the capital city.

In his time at Atletico, 'El Nino' (The Kid - his nickname in Spain) was the club's youngest player and youngest captain. His debut came aged 17 and he took the armband two years later.

His first full season was a quiet start with just six goals from 36 league appearances but that became 13 from 29 games the next year and the 20-goal mark was reached in 2003/04, Torres's most prolific season in Spain and the year of his debut for the national side.

The player's subsequent emergence on the international stage and 75 goals in 174 Spanish top-flight games meant many clubs across Europe were after his signature but he chose to work under compatriot Rafael Benitez at Liverpool.

The transfer in July 2007 was valued at approximately £20 million, Luis Garcia going the other way, and Torres's first goal for the Merseysiders was against Chelsea at Anfield, opening the scoring in a 1-1 draw after getting the better of Tal Ben-Haim. It was the first of seven goals in seven games against Chelsea. It is his best return against any English club.

He scored three hat-tricks on the way to 33 goals in his first season in England, becoming the first Liverpool player since a previous wearer of the number 9 shirt, Robbie Fowler, to break the 30-goal mark in one season.

His second season returned 17 goals (injury reducing his number of appearances) as his side finished second, three points and one place above Chelsea in the league table. Last season, despite Liverpool dropping down the table to seventh, Torres accumulated a very healthy 22 goals in 32 games.

He headed to the World Cup in South Africa already a winner of the European Championships at senior international level.

In his teenage years, Torres had achieved top-scorer status for his country in both the Under 16 and Under 19 European Championships and he scored his first goal for the senior side against Italy aged 20, seven months after his first cap.

In the 2006 World Cup in Germany he scored three times in the group stage but Spain were beaten by France in the first knockout round. However there was no stopping his nation two years later at Euro 2008, Torres scoring once on the way to the final and the only goal in that match in Vienna as Germany were defeated. It was Spain's first major piece of silverware since 1964.

Last summer in South Africa, Torres struggled for full fitness and form during the World Cup having undergone surgery in April. As a result, Barcelona's Pedro took his place for a semi-final triumph over Germany.

Coach Vicente Del Bosque also left Torres out of the starting line-up for the final. Instead he came on in extra-time in the 1-0 win over Holland although he tore a muscle before the end.
Back in England this season and before joining the Blues, Torres made 26 appearances for Liverpool, scoring 11 times including both goals in Chelsea's November defeat at Anfield.

Torres becomes the first striker to inhabit the number 9 jersey since Hernan Crespo in the 2005/06 season, and follows in a long line of Chelsea greats.

Credit to Chelsea Fc website....

Alvez: Really hope that chelsea will win against Fulham....

AL KISAH ROJAK

Seorang cikgu masuk ke dalam bilik darjah.

Cikgu : Hari ini kita akan belajar mengira..

Murid-Murid : Baik cikgu..

Si guru mula bertanya kepada salah seorang muridnya, Ahmad

Cikgu : Ahmad, jika 1 biji timun ditambahkan 2 biji epal tambah 3 biji nenas dan 4 biji jambu jdi berapa...?

Ahmad : Jadi ROJAK cikgu..!! Nyam2..

Cikgu : Hah...??

P/s: Saya tak suka Rojak...