LAWAK MENIRU !!!

 LAWAK SENGAL 1
Semasa di dalam dewan,exam anatomi fisiologi sedang dijalankan

ada satu soalan yang meminta pelajar melukis dan melebelkan organ pembiakan lelaki....
lalu seorang pelajar lelaki membuka dan melihat ke dalam seluarnya....
dalam masa yang sama seorang pelajar perempuan ternampak lalu menjerit

"CIKGU..!!ADA ORANG MENIRU...!!"

CARTA HANTU GLAMOR

HALOOOOOOOOO........
lama giler da Mr Alvez X update post kan???
Mr Alvez nk kuarkan carta top 10 hantu glamor buat renungan bersama....
Ingat bukan hanya Tatapan tapi Santapan !!
Mood: Seram...

TOP 10 CARTA HANTU

1. HANTU KAK LIMAH BALIK RUMAH 

 MARKAH: 95/100 (A)

Hantu yang paling MANTAP dan tak lapuk ditelan zaman...Enjet2 semut...

 P/S: Hantu kak limah nih paling spesel sbb die everywhere...1 lagi, dia mmg cantikk bergaya anggun berseri...Juara Carta Hantu !! Tahniah Kak Limah

2. HANTU MAK CIK KARIPAP 

 MARKAH: 91/100 (A)  

Mak Cik Karipap..Mak Cik Pau ponn ada !! Meh bli karipap mk cik nokkk..

 P/S: Sekarang mak cik nih tak jual karipap ag da..die jual maflo dan prepaid TOUCH and GO.. Rindu nk makan karipap mak cik nih..sedap gilerrr !! NO 2 ponn jadi r mak cik !!

3. HANTU KUM KUM 

 MARKAH: 84/100 (A)  

aku No komen dengan hantu nih...Da jadi Drama kat ASTRO RIA da,,,

 P/S: Tahniah sbb dapat NO.3...Siyesly citer Hantu Kum2 mmg Besh !! Ce Citer Skit??
Kalau nak tau tgok r di ASTRO RIA...

4. PONTIANAK HARUM SUNDAL MALAM 

 MARKAH: 76/100 (A-)  

Bila Bunyi Bersatu..Kau Milikku..Pontianak Yang paling CUN di alam Semesta..

 P/S: Pontianak yang paling cantik di Malaysia..SETUJU?? Siapa setuju sila angkat tangan mcm saya !!

5. HANTU JU-ON 
 MARKAH: 71/100 (A-)  

I want no body no body but U !! 

 P/S: Sekali imbas cam penyanyi K-POP ..2 kali imbas macam model Japan...Hantu Ju-on merupakan wakil tunggal dari Negara lain..Taraf INTERNATIONAL tuuu...

6. HANTU PENANGGAL 

 MARKAH: 65/100 (B+)   

Waaaa...Pulangkan Badanku !!.bTw..Lawa Rambut..Guna syampoo ape??

 P/S: Hantu Penamggal ,erupakan hantu yang paling hebat kerana hanya guna kepala utk terbang..ANDA MAMPU ??

7.HANTU MOMOK 

 MARKAH: 55/100 (B-)  

Tua bebenor hantu momok nih..p tetap maintain...

P/S: Hantu momok nih...popular r gak..sbb banyak kali masuk wayang...Walaupun usianya dah menjakau ratusan tahun..p nampak still AYU...

8.HANTU POCONG

 MARKAH: 49/100 (C)  

Seram gak tengok hantu pocong nih...Bayangkan mereka menari Poco-poco...

 P/S: terbaek r....P kena Usaha lagi ...Berlatih lompat ag

9. HANTU TANAH KUSIR

 MARKAH: 35/100 (D+)  P* (Kena p KSEP macam nih)

Ok la jugak hantu ni...Seram gak

 P/S: No komen....Tapi boleh dipertingkatkan lagi...Ape ape ponn hantu ni macam cun gak...

10. HANTU LIDAH BUAYA

MARKAH: 31/100 (D)  P* (Kena p KSEP macam nih)    

Aku rasa nak tergelak....

 P/S: Lawak lebih dari seram....

KESIMPULANNYA-KAK LIMAH JUARA !!!.....Semoga species-species hantu ni Sukses selalu....Entri ini hanyalah untuk suka-suka sahaja...Credit image google...

SEKIAN..ITULAH KEPENTINGAN SERAM EDUCATION... 

RANKING AF9 MINGGU 2...

1. ERUL (8.5)

2. LENA (8.4)

3. KAY (7.2)

4. RAQIB (6.9)

5. MIZA (6.8)

6. AZRI (6.6)

7. AMIR (6.5)

8. AFIF (5.6)

9. AIDA (4.8)

10. EKA (TERSINGKIR) (4.1)

11. NERA (3.5)

PELAJAR BARU....

1. FINA (9.2)

2. HAZAMA (8.0)

3. FIR (7.5)

4. HANI (4.0)

KOMEN KONSERT AF9 MINGGU 1

berikut merupakan komen saya yg x berapa PRO nih...Ni pendapat saya k....AF 9 MINGGU 1

Berikut merupakan ranking pilihan saya berserta markah yg saya bagi ....

1. ERUL (8.8)

2.LENA (8.7)

3.AMIR (8.4)

4.MIZA (7.8)

5.AZRI (7.4)

6.NERA (7.2)

7.AFIF (6.9)

8.RAQIB (6.6)

9.AIDA (5.8)

10.EKA (5.4)

11.KAY (5.0)

12. LAIKA (4.5)

All about 21 !!!

Today...I m not longer a teenager..BUT i m an adult,,,I turned 21...

Very Significant Number....A remainder 4 myself...I need to change my childish habit lorh ???

Should i ???

:( coz no celebration 4 my birthday tonite ???

But the most important part is most of my friends forget that TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY !!

2 IN 1...Ular n Rama2

KOTA KINABALU: Seorang wanita yang nyenyak tidur terjaga selepas mendengar bunyi pelik di ruang tamu rumahnya di Kampung Suasa Beaufort, di sini, sebelum dikejutkan dengan kehadiran ‘ular berkepala dua’ berlingkar di lantai, menyebabkan dia menjerit ketakutan dan hampir pengsan.

Bagaimanapun, ketakutan dialami wanita terbabit hanya seketika selepas haiwan dikatakan ‘ular berkepala dua’ adalah rama-rama bersaiz gergasi yang memiliki corak sayap seperti kepala ular.


Detik mencemaskan dialami Siti Asian Ibrahim, 42, kira-kira 5.30 pagi kelmarin menyebabkan dia terjaga apabila terdengar bunyi dengusan seperti ular dalam rumahnya.

“Saya lena tidur bersama tiga anak terjaga sebaik mendengar bunyi bising di ruang tamu dan menyangka rumah kami dimasuki pencuri,” katanya.


“Saya terdengar bunyi dengusan namun tidak mengesyaki sesuatu kerana ketika membuat tinjauan, saya tidak menemui sesuatu yang pelik,” katanya.


Katanya, ketika melangkah semula ke bilik, dia terkejut apabila terpandang ‘ular’ terbabit dan menjerit ketakutan hingga anak lelakinya berusia 14 tahun terjaga.

“Anak saya lantas menangkap rama-rama berkenaan dan selepas diamati, memang ia bercorak seakan-akan kepala ular.


“Lebih memeranjatkan, haiwan ini mengeluarkan bunyi sama seperti dengusan ular,” katanya.

Sumber: My metro

I NEED A DOCTOR !!!

Sunday......The atmosphere inside my room was very fresh while most of my friends are going out....As usual, i hate sunday...I keep on doing stupid things...BTW, i want to share a song that become my ringtone...I need a doctor by eminem..That describe my feelings that i need a doctor to cure my indolance..I hope i will not procrastinate again TONITE and turn a new leaf!!

I NEED A DOCTOR
By Eminem Ft Dr Dre

[Eminem]
I told the world, one day I would pay it back.
Say it on tape and lay it, record it, so that one day I could play it back.
But I don't even know if I believe it when I'm saying that.
Doubt startin' to creep in, everyday it's just so grey and black.
Hope, I just need a ray of that
'Cause no one sees my vision
When I play it for 'em, they just say it's wack.
But they don't know what dope is.
And I don't know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this.
All I know is you came to me when I was at my lowest.
You picked me up, breathed new life in me. I owe my life to you.
Before the life of me, I don't see why you don't see like I do.
But it just dawned on me; you lost a son. See this light in you? It's dark.
Let me turn on the lights and brighten me and enlighten you.
I don't think you realize what you mean to me, not the slightest clue.
'Cause me and you, we're like a crew. I was like your sidekick.
You gon' either wanna fight when I get off this f-cking mic,
Or you gon' hug me. But I'm out of options, there's nothing else I can do cause...

[Chorus]
I'm about to lose my mind
You've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a doctor
Call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life

[Eminem]
It hurts when I see you struggle.
You come to me with ideas.
You say that these are pieces, so I'm puzzled.
'Cause the sh-t I hear is crazy,
But you're either getting lazy, or you don't believe in you no more.
Seems like your own opinions, not one you can form.
Can't make a decision, you keep questioning yourself,
Second guessing, and it's almost like your begging for my help.
Like, I'm YOUR leader.
You're supposed to f-cking be MY mentor.
I can endure no more!
I demand you remember who you are!
It was YOU, who believed in me,
When everyone was telling you, don't sign me.
Everyone at the f-cking label, lets tell the truth.


You risked your career for me, I know it as well as you.
Nobody wanted to f-ck with the white boy...
Dre, I'm crying in this booth.
You saved my life, now maybe it's my time to save yours.
But I can never repay you, what you did for me is way more.
But I ain't giving up faith, and you ain't giving up on me.
Get up Dre! I'm dying, I need you, come back for f-ck's sake

[Chorus]
I'm about to lose my mind
You've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a doctor
Call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life

[Dr Dre]
It literally feels like a lifetime ago
But I still remember the sh-t like it was just yesterday though
You walked in, yellow jump suit
Whole room, cracked jokes
Once you got inside the booth, told you, like smoke
Went through friends, some of them I put on
But they just left, they said was riding to the death
But where the f-ck are they now
Now that I need them, I don't see none of them
All I see is Slim
F-ck all you fairweather friends
All I need is him
F-cking backstabbers
When the chips were down, you just laughed at us
Now you bout to feel the f-cking wrath of aftermath, faggots
You gon' see us in our lab jackets and ask where the f-ck we been?
You can kiss my indecisive ass crack maggots and the crackers ass
Little cracker jack beat making wack math,
Backwards producers, I'm back bastards
One more CD and then I'm packing up my bags and as I leave
And I guarantee they'll scream, Dre don't leave us like that man cause...

[Chorus]
Im about to lose my mind
You've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a doctor
Call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life
Bring me back to life
Bring me back to life

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